why i don't "blog"

i'm sure no one is going to read this
why?
because i never blog
so no one ever comes to this blog
well, that's not true
i'm blogging now
and have blogged months earlier
but regardless.
i am not a blogger.
let me tell you
non-reader
why i dont blog:

i don't have much to say
whatever i need to say
i say
things i don't say
are left unsaid for a reason
so then
what good is blogging
if i blogged everything that's even remotely interesting
i wouldn't have anything to talk about
which would run my conversations too thin.
okay, so i guess i could blog my rants
(such as this)
why don't i?
1.) no one's going to read it
2.) i'm lazy
3.) i could just rant in my head
4.) i could call ritz and make her listen to it
5.) my rants aren't .. they.. they tend to trail off

so yes
i'm not a blogger
the single reason i blogged this
is to say
hey
isn't it ironic that i blogged about not being a blogger
in retrospect
the joy isn't quite what i expected
but i typed this up
and i'll be damned if i don't post it

how can people blog everyday?
no offense, but either
1.) your life is really interesting
2.) you think your life is really interesting
3.) other people find your life interesting
4.) you think other people find your life interesting
5.) you're full of yourself

or a combination of them
it'll be funny if i become a blogger.
unlikely, but amusing.
maybe i'll do it for the irony

fool me once, shame on you
fool me twice, shame on me

okay, so then maybe not
farewall navi's blog
perhaps i shall blog again